People I Hate: Guy Fieri

Steve April 11, 2013 0

Skull rings. Bowling shirts. Hair dye. Nickleback. When it comes to Guy Fieri, it’s like he was put on this planet to piss me off. Keep me in line. This way whenever life is falling into place like beginner-level Tetris, I surely will stumble upon this rat bastard stuffing his face with meatloaf.

 

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What in the fuck is going on here?

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Ketchup and HOT SAUCE on my sushi!

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Fieri and the boys playing a good ole game of ‘Asshole’ at the local Elks Lodge.

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A very average looking burger. The ‘gun’ point and the accessorized wrist make it seem better, I guess.

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Guy’s signature dickhead pose. Imagine this thing coming at ya full steam.

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His wife is a lucky lady.

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Backstage at Nickleback. Suck it haters.

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DUDE. Of course I dye my pubes.

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Son of a bitch, look at this guy. A magician gone rogue. 

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Liquid asshole on the shelves.

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For Guy.